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Thursday, 18 December 2014

Updated: Malala's Conspiracy theory

There has been a recent development in Malala's story. She has been awarded the Nobel by the Yahood o Hunood West, hence it is requested that all Palang Tor Patriots update themselves accordingly:

When Malala was shot:
1̶.̶ ̶S̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶t̶.̶ ̶S̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶i̶n̶g̶.̶

When Imran Khan condemned the incident:
̶2̶.̶ ̶S̶h̶e̶ ̶was̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶t̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶T̶T̶P̶.̶ ̶S̶h̶o̶t̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶C̶I̶A̶.̶
When TTP continued to attack Army sites and Malala given international recognition:
3̶.̶ ̶S̶h̶e̶ ̶was̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶t̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶T̶T̶P̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶T̶T̶P̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶C̶I̶A̶ ̶a̶g̶e̶n̶t̶s̶
When TTP wrote the letter, explaining why they shot her:
4. She was shot by the TTP who regret the incident. She should leave the judgement to Allah. After all what TTP are writing in their letter is absolutely true about the New World Order.

When she received the Nobel:
5. She is innocent and genuine but her father is fraud and sold out.

After the Peshawar Attack:
6. Malala is responsible for Peshawar attack. After her drama to nuke and isolate Pakistan flopped, CIA paid Taliban more money to do a bigger attack to make Pakistan look bad in the eyes of the world.

(The above is valid until any new event)
This is a mere coincidence that the evolutionists that I hav
e met, also voted for PTI in the elections.

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