Friend: Palestenian genocide is wrong
Friend: Because killing due to difference of religion, race or opinion is absolutely insane!!
Me: That's great to know my friend. You have said the most humane thing, I have heard in a while. Absolutely sensible. Well said!
Friend (getting fired up with praise): And you know, one doesn't need to be a muslim to feel the pain of Gaza. Just be a human!
Me: Wow. That is so articulate. So true.
Friend: Hitler was right to kill all jews. U know, he said: "I m leaving some jews to show u why i killed them." Holocaust was so good!!
*Head meets wall* *Repeat*