Maligning my Country. Enough is Enough!

This post by Qooba is in retaliation to the International and local media who go around maligning my country. The "whole West" should stop generalizing against all Pakistanis. Therefore, to address the international media, Qooba writes in his Gulaabi English. Get ready you people. Your father is writing.

Not to dwell into a lot of issues and conphhuse things, Qooba will just pick one incident. It was promoted that Malala's book was banned in Khyber PakhtunKhwah and Pakistan is a country which cracks down on Books. Ok if you say so. Now see my counter arguments which will make you eat your own shitty words:

1. It is banned for sekoorty reasons u idiot. PTI govt care for people. That's why! What if, on the launch 100 people come and open fire? who will be responsible for dead? Of course Malala and you liberal fashishts. Do not ask me why the same PTI fan base made mockery of a very similar logic put forward by Rehman Malik in defense of mobile phone bans. We can discuss it some other time *cough*
2. The book was also defending Salman Rushdie. Now as an honest muslim, you tell, should it not be banned? What U say? That our Holy book and religion so weak that it will get threatened by another book? *cough* Let's meet somewhere my friend then I show u who is weak. LOL :D

Now let's come back to freedom of choice, freedom of speech in Pakistan. General Examples from Qooba's well researched tweets:

Qooba Qadri Sarkar @YaqubImmegret

We allow so much freedom of speech, my molvi allows me to pick any surah i like after sura e fateha in namaz. See.

Qooba Qadri Sarkar @YaqubImmegret

Aur kitna liberal maashra chahtay ho tum? Ke jahan Beewiaan apne shohro se baghair poochay facebook profiles bana lein? Hain?

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Qooba Qadri Sarkar @YaqubImmegret

Hamare ghar mein tou Non-muslim jamaadar tak ko freedom hai ke wo alag steel k glass mein paani piye ya apne ghar se khud glass laaye. See!

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Qooba Qadri Sarkar @YaqubImmegret

That day my Christian friend was not coming with me for Jumma prayers. I gave him the freedom to choose between 2 fardh or full namaz. See!

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Qooba Qadri Sarkar @YaqubImmegret

Even the state gives u freedom to choose your kafirs between Ahmedis and Shias. What more freedom do u want? Shud we change Islam for u?!?

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Qooba Qadri Sarkar @YaqubImmegret

My aunt's husband gives her freedom of choice. To choose between Diamond studded Burqa or gold studded one. What else u want liberals?!?

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Qooba Qadri Sarkar @YaqubImmegret

My father gives choice to my sister between 'not talking to boys' and 'get married at 17' See! This is freedom u haters. U liberal fashists

Now get lost and think about how u can copy this freedom. After all u copy Umar's law and other things from us only.

Imran Khan explaining how Sweden implemented Umar's law

P.S. Muslim and Pakistani brothers please share other examples of Freedom.