Shart Lagata hai?

Ek film ka scene yaad agya. Scene kuch aisa thha ke do dost ek dafa kahiin jaa rahay thhe. Raastay mein ek shakhs mila. Dost shararti thhe. Badmaash bhi keh saktay hain. Unko mazaq soojha. Ek ne doosray se zor se kaha:

Dost1: "Yar Shart lagata hai. Tu iss aadmi ko mukka maarega aur isay kuch nahi hoga"
Dost2: "Acha ye baat hai ye le" (Aadmi ke mukka jar deta hai)
Aadmi: "Bhai mein ne kya kiya?"
Dost2: "Kuch nahi hamari shart lagi thhi. Acha ab mein shart lagata hoon. Ab ki baar isko kuch nahi hoga"
Dost1: "Ye le" (Wo bhi mukka jar deta hai)

Iss tarah baari baari mukhtalif heelay bahano se wo uss shakhs ki khaasi pitaai kar ke chaltay bantay hain. Aadmi bechara zameen pe adh mua, zakhmi ye sochta reh jata hai ke uske saath hua kya.
Audience taali bajati hai. Paisa vusool. 

In another Development: Maulana Fazlur Rehman has said "Imran is a Qadiyani (derogatory term for Ahmedis) agent. He is Kaafir. He asks for votes from Qadiyanis"

First Punch. Ahmedis wonder that they never offered to vote for Imran Khan nor they ever went into this debate. Why are they even being discussed?

Imran Khan replies "Diesel is lying. I firmly believe Qadiyanis are kaafirs. Anyone who claims to be Prophet after Muhammad (SAW) is a kaafir and a liar"

Second Punch. Ahmedis continue to wonder that they never asked PTI UK member to seek vote from them. They were never in it. Never wanted to be in it. Then why?

People of Pakistan clap. Paisa Vusool.

THE END

(Govinda explains it better than me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_76HH74pc-I )
Imran Khan voted for Fazlur Rehman as Prime Minister in 2002