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Sunday 10 March 2013

What is causing this? Ye Hum Nahiin


I was searching for the reason, why 178 Christian homes were burnt in Pakistan. Children, women and men left without their hiding place for what? I saw many reasons posted by well wishers, patriots who bleed green (no its not Gangrene you Idiot!) and those who love Pakistan to the core and term everyone else a traitor. These are summarized below for your selection. Take your pick:


  1. Is it because of Allah's Azab due to nude pics in lawn ads? After all Sunita Marshall is Christian and do ads. 
  2. Or is it drones as Khan sb says? But then no drones have done any damage recently. 
  3. Is it because we don't say In Sha Allah with correct spacing and capital letters which Allah doesn't like? 
  4. Could it be that the Christians don't say "Ghar se nikalnay ki dua" and that's why they are not protected.
I was still not satisfied. After all, Pakistani Christians are half muslims. Some of them can even be seen saying InshaAllah (Ok not with correct spacing but still!), MashAllah, Alhamdolillah etc. Some even go for Jumma prayers under peer pressure and when the pressure increases, they also shout Allah O Akbar and La Ilaha Illallah Muhammad ur Rusool Allah.

But then I found the most convincing and logical of them all. A follower tweeted this. And I found my reason! 

Ok Guys! Prayer time, jazakallah. Oops! Jazak Allah Khair!!

(Chal bhei chhotay wo Ye Hum Nahiin wali CD laga. Abey "Har Lehza hai Momin" ki CD match ke liye thhi. Nikaal usko!)

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